Tripping

Nothing can go wrong. The real world, the world of dry-cleaning and money-off, of weddings in tents and pension plans, has, like a fat woman at a pantomime, sat on a chair that isn't there and is looking very silly indeed. For the moment, you're victorious...

William Donaldson on crack cocaine, quoted in You Cannot Live as I Have Lived and Not End Up Like This, p240